The recipe goes like this:
Pick from the reclaim garden, a fruit of good size, swollen with sentiment.
Wash without removing patina then peel your memory.
Braise gently over a low gas;
add liberal amounts of childhood recollection then pour into your favorite pan once soft.
Bring imagination to the boil again then add traditional spice;
bouquet of poetry; chopped sobriety, a pinch of audacious daring and the zest of eccentricity.
Le chef recommends this accompany your most personal décor.